horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

gore???// death:/

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

(via amanduhjoy)

"Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it. And by doing it, they’re proven right. Because, I think there’s something inside of you—and inside of all of us—when we see something and we think, ‘I think I can do it, I think I can do it. But I’m afraid to.’ Bridging that gap, doing what you’re afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that—THAT is what life is. And I think you might be really good. You might find out something about yourself that’s special. And if you’re not good, who cares? You tried something. Now you know something about yourself. Now you know. A mystery is solved. So, I think you should just give it a try. Just inch yourself out of that back line. Step into life. Courage. Risks. Yes. Go. Now."
- Amy Poehler (via poehlerfey)

(Source: confessionsofaquoteaholic, via lejeannoween)

important i should listen to this

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via peachofcake)

favorites i smell like beef

me: *gets out of day old pajamas*

me: *takes a shower*

me: *gets into clean pajamas*

me: summertime

rp

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

image

katy-san… will you love me forever?

image

no! *starts laughin with rihanna*

image

*gaga starts running*

image

katy starts running after her!

but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car

image

*police gets here*

image

*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here 

image

*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok

image

*britney spears police voice* no 

(via gaypee)