jackfkennedy: amazingmissc: freddybenson: jackfkennedy: if this post gets 100,000 notes ill resurrect john f kennedy from death lets get this to 100,000 notes But what will he do when he comes back to life in 2013? He’s been dead more than forty years, he’s going to lose his mind waking up here. he will reunite my chemical romance
itsvondell: (\_/) (0.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever
pug puppies make me wanna cry I LVOE THEM I have never seen one in person though I’m so SAD
I googled “very small pug” and
Today I did absolutely nothing because Thomas was celebrating his sister’s birthday with the fam and most of my friends were at the band banquet or just otherwise busy and like idk today at lunch I was like “I have nothing to do today someone hang out with me” and someone said I should come see Gatsby with them but… they never gave any more detail on that or like followed...
lordfarsquaad: When im dead my new email will be email@example.com
I’m so BORED like this is the first friday in a long time i’ve had nothing to do I DISLIKE THIS
izzetheking: this is a Limited edition post reblog it before its gone
familyfriendlyurl: “Youve spend all our money on these stupdi Christmas lights and u named our house The Future. im leaving u.” “But dear… The Future looks bright…” its So bright beneath the billions of christmas Lights i cant see her leave
ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually ur penis
shutupaubrey: you’ll find another girl man stop
princessfreakazoid: thegestianpoet: DONT TALK 2 ME ABOUT REALLY GOOD OBOE MUSIC i truly was not going to
You know when, like, a small child learns a swear word and they say it a lot and you’re just appalled when you hear it? That’s how I feel whenever Anna learns new slang terms