A great money saving technique.
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via byelingual)
(Source: 3bfs, via p0ise-nd-berriez)
Pretty Little Liars can stress me out SO MUCH sometimes
(Source: jeandescole, via isitbatman)
look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.