Selfie Queen

Sep 02

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My psychology textbook is a hoot

My psychology textbook is a hoot

Incredible

Incredible

alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

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harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

image

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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theyellowbrickroad:

unclefather:

theyellowbrickroad:

It’s such a good thing I’m not a mom the world isn’t ready yet for me to post Facebook statuses every five minutes that are like “little gulp scraped her knee :/ why is my child so incompetent and boring”

why did you name your child little gulp. are you a 7/11?

Her name is formally big gulp, but I will call her little gulp until she grows into her name.

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christel-thoughts:

Perfect

christel-thoughts:

Perfect

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