My psychology textbook is a hoot
who did this
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me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
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you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
It’s such a good thing I’m not a mom the world isn’t ready yet for me to post Facebook statuses every five minutes that are like “little gulp scraped her knee :/ why is my child so incompetent and boring”
why did you name your child little gulp. are you a 7/11?
Her name is formally big gulp, but I will call her little gulp until she grows into her name.
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