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i wanna run a kissing booth and give the money to charity or something so hot boys feel guilted into kissing me
(Source: erected, via madijayokay)
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A short lesson in psychology!
- when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
- when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
- when a person can’t cry, they are gay
- when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a white-tailed deer
- when a person talks less but faster, they liked Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance more than Born This Way
(via fartgallery)
I really like doing things that make other people happy
i’ve literally worn my option button down by “option-reblog”ing, so much that it is coming up from my keyboard.
i guess you could say i’m almost out of options
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(Source: terezisprite2, via girl-inthe-fireplace)
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
(via girl-inthe-fireplace)
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
(Source: epic-humor, via girl-inthe-fireplace)
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
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(Source: joost5, via kaileighmarie)
new shirt
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